Women of the World, Unite

Being of the male species, my knowledge of the human female anatomy is sketchy. However, having sisters, girlfriends, wives and daughters, I kind of get it... OK? But girls, how in gawd's name do you approach one of these euro toilets? How do you keep everything from getting wet and making a giant euro mess? And where's the t.p.? Since we now allow women to vote, I suggest you vote to ban these pissoirs as "cruel and unusual punishment". This is one area that the americans have it all over the europeans. Ciao